warning: a really stupid quizBRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger” or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It’s football…. not soccer.
Total = 6
AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flipflops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops “thongs” not flipflops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 3
ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs
[ ] You have dark hair.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5’10”.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3
SPANISH
[ ] You say ‘member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 1
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[?] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don’t get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 3
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[x] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your “kielbasa” checking if you’re Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[x] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 3
IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y,ra
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] You believe in leprechauns
[ ] You have red hair
total = 3
AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 2
ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people say you look like a Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 1
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You’re over 5’4”.
Total = 3
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You like beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[x] You don’t mind the cold weather.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] At one point/You watch(ed) Degrassi.
[x] You know what it feels like to know other people think you live in an igloo
Total = 4
FRENCH
[x] You like french toast
[ ] You love wine
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew
Total = 4
AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You’ve been to more than 5 states
[x] You’re lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion
[ ] But love the death penalty
[ ] You don’t read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
Total = 1
NORWEGIAN
[ ] you know what lepse is
[ ] you can speak some Norwegian
[ ] you love trolls
[ ] you know what lutifisk is
[ ] you have been whale hunting/seeing
[x] food made with potatoes and flour rule
[ ] fish and/or whale is a huge part of your diet
[x] you have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair
[x] you know how to fish and have fished before
total: 3